Getting Informed

I read my "What to Expect when you're Expecting" book last night...

Apparently they calculate weeks pregnant by the date of your last menstrual cycle.  Which means I'm 5 weeks pregnant.  Weird.  Conception isn't even till week three...so I'm pregnant before I've 'done the deed'. 

My book also said that my boobs could grow THREE cup sizes (HOLY FREAKING COW!!!!!!!!), and they're definitely a-growin.  I learned too that I could grow weird facial hair (gross), get really bad acne that won't go away (ugh), or have glowing miraculous pregnancy skin (please oh please oh please!!!).  It said my clothes are going to start being really snug over the next few weeks, although I won't really be 'showing', it'll just be like I'm bloated.  And they said the worst bought of nausea normally starts at week 6.  I'm in training AT WORK next week, week 6, from 10-6 Mon - Wed.  Boy oh boy!!!

I feel like I'm superwoman in the fact that I'm actually GROWING a baby inside of me, but maaaaan...where's my freakin super powers?!  Hope my pregnancy is one of the glowing and all better ones!!!

Oh, my hair on my head will grow and get thicker...that's a plus!!! Although I think thick is a relative term for this thin hair of mine...

I'm a pale, brown headed, bloated and soon to be fat woman, with the possibility of chin hairs and pimples in my future.  If anyone wants to feel like a super model, I'll let you take a picture next to me.

You're welcome.